LAWYER:how many times were you raped by the accused?
GIRL:I was raped 3 times!
ACCUSED:liar!hey you,2 times only!
GIRL:why 2 times only?the one when I am on top is not counted?
an elephant asks the camel:why do you have your boobs on your back?
the camel answered:what a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face..