某日，杭州街头，一个背着书包的小朋友同交警的对话。
小朋友：pol.ice叔叔，请问我什么时候可以过马路？我上学要迟到了。
交警仔细的看了看马路两边的情况说：小朋友，你现在就可以过了，不过要走这条斑马线。
小朋友：谢谢叔叔。不过叔叔，会不会有几个有钱人家的小朋友开着卡丁车从这里经过啊？
交警：……不会吧。
小朋友：如果有的话，他们的车子时速会达到70码吗？我听妈妈说前几天有一个很有才华的大哥哥被另外一个家里很有钱的给撞死了，听妈妈说速度达到70码就可以把人撞到5米高20米远呢。
交警：……不会的，这个时候马路两边车子很少，我带你过去吧。
小朋友：谢谢叔叔。对了叔叔你是交警吗？
交警：是的》
小朋友：啊。那还是算了，我还是走人行天桥吧。
交警：……为什么啊，你上学不是要迟到了吗？最近的人行天桥也有2000多米远呢。
小朋友：妈妈说了交警的话都不能信。而且妈妈还说了，我们穷人家的孩子命在那些有钱人家眼里不值钱，迟到了也比命没了好。妈妈说，虽然家里资产上亿的很多，但是基本上都没有私人飞机，这样就不会有别的有钱人家的小朋友驾驶飞机，以每小时70码的速度把我撞到5米的飞行高度和20米的飞行距离。
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